This is a re-post requested from my old website.The milestone of turning 18 years old is celebrated in different way in various cultures. Often in the US, people go to buy a lottery ticket, or even a pack of cigarettes because the person is now an adult. But since nothing in my life is "normal".... that was not on my agenda on my 18th birthday.
My 75-year-old grandmother and her sister-in-law took me to a male revue. The lights flashed, the music boomed, and the crowd jumped with cheers. My grandmother was the oldest in the crowd, and the men seemed to think it was "cute" she was there-- in a Betty White sort of way. Boy, were they in for a surprise. My Mom-Mom got up there and groped those young guys and was not ashamed to do so. The guys tried to waltz with her out of respect and she pulled them close to bump and grind. The audience and men laughed as the guys each kissed her on the cheek before moving on. Then she said to me, "You think old ladies can't get gorgeous, young men naked? Watch this." The men pulled my 76 year old aunt onto the stage, and she insert coins into their g-strings, making sure to do so for every dancer. "Sorry, sonny. My social security check was late this month." She threw her hands in the air and wiggled along with them, smiling and dancing. It all looked so innocent. I was horrified, "I can give her dollars. I don't want her giving her last penny." Mom-Mom laughed, "You don't understand, in about ten minutes, she'll have put so much change in the underwear, it will fall down to the floor." I busted out laughing as hips gyrated and pelvises thrust knowing that each minute that passed increased the chances of unexpected nudity. Unexpected to all but the three of us that is. Both of these women are long gone now, but their energy and memories last within me. Be sure to check out my "My Guzzling Granny" Short & Silly post about this same grandmother.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
Author Rhoda D'Ettore
Historical Fiction, Suspense/Thrillers, Humor, Erotica Archives
November 2018
visit author
|
Thank you for visiting my website.
|